she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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