He is an equal opportunity slut.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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