I seem to have left my pride at pride
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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