Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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