"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I need a beard to bite.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
