I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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