I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
worst night to have a conscience
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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