sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
