I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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