Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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