Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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