My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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