She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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