She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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