Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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