we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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