mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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