West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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