So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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