Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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