Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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