margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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