He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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