these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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