Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
