i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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