i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
It was confusing and full of hummus
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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