Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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