i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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