it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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