she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
bring money and cleavage
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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