sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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