As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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