Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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