Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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