I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
a search helicopter?!
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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