Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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