HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
honey bunches of taint.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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