OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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