Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
True strength comes from lack of pants
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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