the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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