Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Randomize
