He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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