I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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