but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
