i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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