I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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