The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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