wrigley field is MILF paradise
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
is it fun? or sober?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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