4 words: hood of his car
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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