If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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