I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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